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Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 21:53:52 No. 579180 [Reply]

*snifffff*

smelly pussy!

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Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 09:35:44 No.633458

thats where i keep the tylenol, its still there

579180 12/27/24 (Fri) 16:23:23 No.638585

>>579180
>>579180

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 19:29:38 No.638594

the pussy sniffers

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 19:47:45 No.638595

>>633264
almost made this post again

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 20:05:38 No.638597

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 18:06:44 No. 638588 [Reply]

A round of applause for mister ________

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 19:11:32 No.638593

Sigh Princess used to call me Mister.

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:30:01 No. 638575 [Reply]

happy birthday Kagamine Rin and Len!

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:52:01 No.638577

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 14:00:33 No.638578

lucky boy

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:27:58 No. 638574 [Reply]

when will we mature and become the dads that stepped up?

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:52:44 No. 638565 [Reply]

"What has happened before will happen again. What has been done before will be done again. There is nothing new in the whole world"
Ecclesiastes 1:9

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 08:44:20 No.638567

waterbend the cum out my dick into your mouth

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 08:52:14 No.638568

my semens so watery im not convinced theres any viable sperm in it

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 12:39:31 No.638571

brother had to see a urologist for a procedure to make his sperm more viable but it didnt work

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:14:35 No.638573

how do you make sperm watery

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Anonymous 12/25/23 (Mon) 05:41:23 No. 607879 [Reply]

spreading christmas cheer

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sage sage 12/26/23 (Tue) 09:20:18 No.607929

sage

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 09:22:07 No.607930

i didnt actually want a ps5 so im gonna exchange it for some gold instead

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 18:56:48 No.607944

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I don't even play games anymore, I just watch shabs play them for me.

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 19:26:14 No.607945

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 13:01:02 No.638572

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Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:18:10 No. 638560 [Reply]

I got a dog for Christmas so I don't have to be alone anymore
I named him otachi

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:22:36 No.638561

best keep him away from white women

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:39:15 No.638563

Dogs are high maintenance, much prefer cats.

They're smarter than cats and "love you", but I don't need that.

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:33:50 No. 612225 [Reply]

When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.

They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.

They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:48:45 No.612227

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