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No. 638414 [Reply]

Bao bao


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No. 638351 [Reply]

The hour is later than you think. Santa's forces are already moving. The Sleigh has left The North Pole.
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No.638353

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One does not simply walk into Santa's Workshop.
Its gingerbread gates are guarded by more than just elves. There is merriment there that does not sleep, and the Red Hat is ever watchful. It is full of presents, riddled with milk and cookies and wrapping paper, the very air you breathe has a cinnamon fragrance. Not with ten thousand children could you do this. It is jolly.

No.638354

Did you ever hear the Good News of Jesus the Christ? No? I thought not. It's not a story the Sanhedrin would tell you. It's a story of redemption. Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God, so pious and so selfless that he could use his divine powers to influence reality to create miracle. He had such a knowledge of godliness, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

>He could actually save people from death?


The unconditional love of the Savior is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

>What happened to him?


He became so holy… the only thing he cared to do was kill death itself, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he gave his life to save you and I from eternal hellfire, then the Hebrews crucified him. Ironic. He came to save others from death, and they rebuked him.

>Is it possible to learn of eternal salvation?


Not from a rabbi.

No.638365

>>638353
yeah i can use chatgpt too

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No.638372

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its quite cool



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No. 604658 [Reply]

Looks like a lot of Japanese artists are deleting their pixiv accounts because they don't want to be associated with a website that supports AI. I think this is the end for pixiv.
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No.638355

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Love Live staff used this AI art to promote the upcoming Nijichizu game on their official Twitter account

No.638356

AI art is based because it makes leftists seethe

No.638357

ai is based because it saves on human labour

No.638359

but i love laboring

No.638360

yakub created ai art and love live i thank him every day



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No. 608430 [Reply]

Had a weirdly vivid dream where I went to the doctor for a checkup and they circled a survey where I answered no best friends and no friends and the doctor said they were going to give me brainpills to fix that but I was hesitant and kept going back and forth with her for minutes that I didn't want to take spergpills but I woke up before I decided whether to accept them. I also remember they specifically circled that it was only 9.97$ for the bottle.

Also they tried to give me a weird funnel for applying aloe vera and a nurse kept giving me gummy bears. I wonder what it means.
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No.638309

owned

No.638310

nah

No.638311

yeah

No.638313

nah

No.638346

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No. 618434 [Reply]

stream
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No.638339

Their dad's pay their rent and groceries anyway

No.638340

Owgirl doesn't have a dad though so that's why she talked to me

No.638341

Owgirl actually has happily married parents with no family issues I'm the one that comes from the battered childhood

No.638342

>>638341
It's all about me and my fantasy i have money.

No.638348

hopeless romantics



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No. 583077 [Reply]

Daisoujou's design is based on the Buddhist mummies, Sokushinbutsu (即身仏, literally "Buddhist monk preserved as is"). These monks performed self-mummification by starving themselves for about three years. At the end of these three years, they were entombed alive with just enough room to sit crosslegged. A tube was placed in the ground, leading to the tomb for air. The monk had a bell with him and every day, someone would listen for the bell to make sure the monk was still alive. When the bell no longer rang, the air tube was removed and the tomb was completely sealed. A thousand days later, the body would be exhumed. If it was preserved, it was revered as a god and were said that one will appear in front of people on the day of salvation.
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No.583191

regret asking already can someone provide me with a list of topics to avoid so i dont accidentally summon shitmin

No.583198

Sex with Zelda from breath in the wild who has a big butt

No.638315

dad told me about how after the corpses liquefied their gases would build up and crack open the caskets so grandpa made him spray DDVP in the mausoleum to kill the swarms of flies and then his heart developed premature ventricular contractions

No.638317

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>>638315
I met a mortician irl before, he had formaldehyde in his closet.

No.638318

>>638315
mausoleum what are you some sort of egyptian prince



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No. 637715 [Reply]

my ccgf shot up a school
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No.638147

bacon pepper dogs are in the oven!

No.638159

die exclaimnorm

No.638176

love being exclaimnorm!

No.638178

more of an interrobangnorm but im not sure!?

No.638295

that Please excuse my poor English



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No. 560544 [Reply]

Are you enjoying Elden Ring?
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No.594102

the first dark souls sucked a fat one dont know why people love it so much think they simply never played demons souls and darkie was their first souls experience

No.594105

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>>593975
(ó﹏ò。)

No.594107

demons souls was my first dark souls is better

No.594114

never played any of them do NOT even understand how these games work

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No. 638225 [Reply]

>What value do people see in /jp/ spinoffs? I wasn't really around for the supposed /jp/ golden years, but at least looking at their derivatives it just seems like truly inane posting.
>I guess there's plenty of people who like anime, but are too stupid to have a real conversation. They still want company. If they were born a bit later, they'd be on discord instead.
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No.638266

>>638253
the lads

No.638267

have you ever noticed that homeless old men living in their tents sometimes seize and rape teen pussies

No.638269

have you ever noticed they beg for shit and lie and say they are locked out of their room

No.638270

meta trash zoomer

No.638272

im teen



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No. 638161 [Reply]

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No.638201

I want a server and I want it now

No.638209

he stole my pals and forced them into the breeding farms

No.638223

whatmin can you fix my television for me i have a show to watch this afternoon

No.638262

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>>638223
We just threw out a TV because the screen wouldn't turn on anymore.

Well, I mean we left it out on the curb for some crackhead scrapper to take.

How is it broken, I assume you don't mean like grandma accidentally changing input to YPbPr instead of HDMI.

No.638263

spam



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No. 638224 [Reply]

pooping and shitting all over the floor because I hate ota


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No. 638200 [Reply]

Hello every nyan

No.638207

hi

No.638218

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NYAN
nyan?



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